Mom's Dad Jokes
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- A dragon would never explode. A dino might.
- This just in: The toilet at the police station has been stolen... as it stands, the police have nothing to go on.
- What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
- My husband just called to tell me he saw a fox on the way to work. I wonder how he knew it was on its way to work.
- What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
- My sister was giving me a pep talk the other day. She said, "You know, things could always be worse. You could be stuck in a hole filled with water." I know she means well.
- When I read horror books in Braille, I'm pretty sure I know when something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.
- Just when you think food couldn't possibly call you on the phone... Bam! Onion rings.
- My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture... I have a hunch it might be me In this joke book, you'll find over 300 lines like these--original gut-busters and classic groaners--plus QR codes that link to Brett's funny social media accounts.
Mom's Dad Jokes
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Everyone loves a good "#1 Dad," but why should dads have all the fun? This book proves the exception to the rule! It's packed with dad joke humor created by Brett Belle. Yes, she's a mom, and yes, she'll make you laugh until you cry.
Here are a few regrettable, dad-approved samples for your amusement: - Most people don't realize Argentina's so cold... it's bordering on Chile- A dragon would never explode. A dino might.
- This just in: The toilet at the police station has been stolen... as it stands, the police have nothing to go on.
- What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
- My husband just called to tell me he saw a fox on the way to work. I wonder how he knew it was on its way to work.
- What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
- My sister was giving me a pep talk the other day. She said, "You know, things could always be worse. You could be stuck in a hole filled with water." I know she means well.
- When I read horror books in Braille, I'm pretty sure I know when something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.
- Just when you think food couldn't possibly call you on the phone... Bam! Onion rings.
- My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture... I have a hunch it might be me In this joke book, you'll find over 300 lines like these--original gut-busters and classic groaners--plus QR codes that link to Brett's funny social media accounts.
Book Details
- ISBN
- 9781964487250
- Binding
- Paperback
- Authors
- Brett Belle
- Publisher
- Media Lab Books
- Published Date
- November 18, 2025
- Language
- English
- Pages
- 176
- Physical Info
- 0.39 in H x 8 in L x 6.11 in W (0.53 lb)